Chicken or Egg

British scientists, after millions of dollars and years of research, have discovered that the chicken comes before the egg.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/07/14/2010-07-14_which_came_first_the_chicken_or_the_egg_the_chicken_researchers_say.html

A huge waste of money and time if you ask me. I proved the same fact using no money and about 6 seconds. The Meriam-Webster dictionary shows that the chicken came, in fact, a couple of hundred pages before the egg. QED