Starcraft Sonnet

As you all know, every Valentine's day (and by "every" I mean last year) I post poems to celebrate this artificial holiday. This year, behold my masterpiece. I call it:

My Love For You In StarCraft 2

A Sonnet by Allen Zhang

If I were to describe my love for you,

I’d say it’s similar to a lone probe:

A little, awkward thing with HP few

Lacking even an occipital lobe.

But wait one second that’s not what I mean

I meant to say you’re more like a queen

Injecting the larva and spreading the creep

Built usually when food count hits fourteen.

No, no, that is not what I meant to say,

I mean, to me, you’re a sleek banshee,

Not the omen of death, the Irish fae,

But rather, harasser of SCVs

Loud sigh, none of my metaphors are hip,

I might as well end epic: MOTHERSHIP