In today's world of equality, harmony, acceptance, and all that fun stuff, perhaps we should address something that has long eluded the jurisdiction of the spirit of fairness.
I am, of course, referring to the First Move, traditionally assigned to guys.
Woman, of course, should be afforded all rights and privileges given to men; in fact, to make up for all the time that they could not enjoy the roles traditionally enjoyed by men. In the spirit of affirmitive action or whatever, a total gender role reversal might even be in order. I hereby propose that men do the cooking and laundry, and women do the asking out.
There is one pioneer in this field, who's dearest desire is to be a househusband. Congratulations to you for being such a revolutionary. You know who you are.
Also, I propose a varsity women's football team. That way, there can be more men's varsity sports that get funding. Like volleyball.
PS: Anybody want to share a "couple's ticket" for the AASA formal?
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