Brothers! Fight this injustice!

In today's world of equality, harmony, acceptance, and all that fun stuff, perhaps we should address something that has long eluded the jurisdiction of the spirit of fairness.

I am, of course, referring to the First Move, traditionally assigned to guys.

Woman, of course, should be afforded all rights and privileges given to men; in fact, to make up for all the time that they could not enjoy the roles traditionally enjoyed by men. In the spirit of affirmitive action or whatever, a total gender role reversal might even be in order. I hereby propose that men do the cooking and laundry, and women do the asking out.

There is one pioneer in this field, who's dearest desire is to be a househusband. Congratulations to you for being such a revolutionary. You know who you are.

Also, I propose a varsity women's football team. That way, there can be more men's varsity sports that get funding. Like volleyball.

PS: Anybody want to share a "couple's ticket" for the AASA formal?

A Story

Once upon a time, something happened which may or may not have been the direct or indirect result of a prior event happening. The former occured during a weather condition that could have contributed to the happenings, depending on the percepective of the people involved in the event. The event was momentous to some, but unimportant to others. There were conflicts that were caused by other conflicts, which conflicted with conflicting conflicts. However, these were eventually resolved, somewhat, to the possible best interest of all parties involved, leading to a Happily Ever After.

The End.


This story was inspired by a conversation with someone who inspired the story.