What I Learned From Tron: Legacy

I learned that this is the only genetically flawless woman:

And that there are no genetically flawless men.

Also, I learned that Star Wars happens in space, and in computers.

Solitaire

Some of you don't believe that I am a deity of card games. Some of you claim that a 4 moonshot win is better than a 1 moonshot win. Some of you claim that boredom trumps natural, unadulterated, innate, incontrovertible talent. Well, I have something to say to some of you. Over. Nine. Thousand. That's right: on the first game, over 9000 points. What else can I say? Bring it. Game on.

Hearts

Possibly one of my greatest life achievements--a win in hearts via moonshot. Neil Armstrong got nothing on this.

Playing Volleyball

Choose Compassion! And Fairness! And Equality! And un-Hypocrisy-ness!

I saw this ad about choosing vegetarianism the other day (well, actually, like 15 minutes ago) and thought that it really was lacking something. Maybe it's just me, but I thought the message was ambiguous. I felt like it was accusing us of being omnivores and was pointing out the hypocrisy of eating one but not the other. Personally, I don't approve of eating kittens, but I also don't want to be a hypocrite. This group just put me in a moral dilemma. The top ad is the original, but I think the bottom two remove all hypocrisy and ambiguity. Either eat'em all or not at all. That even rhymes!

What Would Steve Jobs Do?

IKEA and iKea