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Choose Compassion! And Fairness! And Equality! And un-Hypocrisy-ness!

I saw this ad about choosing vegetarianism the other day (well, actually, like 15 minutes ago) and thought that it really was lacking something. Maybe it's just me, but I thought the message was ambiguous. I felt like it was accusing us of being omnivores and was pointing out the hypocrisy of eating one but not the other. Personally, I don't approve of eating kittens, but I also don't want to be a hypocrite. This group just put me in a moral dilemma. The top ad is the original, but I think the bottom two remove all hypocrisy and ambiguity. Either eat'em all or not at all. That even rhymes!